Hanukkah Party Guide

Happy Holidays to me is code for I'm Christian and I personally celebrate the birth of 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent. So while I'm all for having a very Merry Christmas I love anyone who's kind and value's tradition and a higher purpose for their family. True story.

Today I've rounded up a few amusing Hanukkah thought for every body who who's celebrating the festival of lighting or simply loves a good pairing of navy and turquoise ;)