The Queen won't friend me back
Tuesday 22 December 2020
The other day I despatched a friend request to Her Royal Highness, Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor. It turned into a gesture of good faith and I regarded ahead to witty exchanges approximately Welsh Corgis and ingrate loved ones. But lamentably and alack, I just found out that the Queen's not going to be responding to buddy requests.
Madame, you wound me.