stylish mom-do

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I had eventually satisfied myself that a mom-do turned into a bad concept.

VERY BAD.

Yes, it would be practical, save time, and eliminate BabyGirl from plucking me bald one handful of hair at a time. But there would be no way to style it when I wanted to feel hot. No way to tease it and primp it into looking good when the mood struck. No way to satisfy my daily obsession with hairspray. No way to pull it back with an elastic when I hadn't washed it in days.

And then this bee-otch got here along.

And right here she is going making short hair look all glamorous and stylish and pretty.

Tricking me into considering quick hair once more.

This is awful...