Back in Black
Sunday, 28 November 2021
Today I'm grateful for...
10a- The coloration black.
It hides my back fat, thighs, and the belly fat that my body is holding hostage. It camouflages spit up, tinkle, and drool. It always matches and with the addition of some big earrings it makes me feel like I've really put an outfit together. It blends in with dog hair and paw prints. You can't tell when it's wrinkled or a day old(okay, let me just believe this one for a few more months). It's sophisticated and chic and never goes out of season or style. You can dress it up or down, wear it day or night.
10b-Lint Rollers