It's the end of the world as we know it

Hammacher Schlemmer has introduced a product that will come to be seen as a turning point in the collapse of the American Empire. I bring you exhibit A.

From the catalog:

Satisfying a mutual choice for companionship, this excessive chair lets in your dog or cat to accompany you on the dinner desk. The high chair clips securely to tables up to 2" thick and its peak adjusts without tools to elevate your pet to close to eye stage. It has a body of powder-coated five/8" steel tubing and its fingers are rubber-coated so they may no longer mar desk surfaces. By presenting an opportunity to sitting on your lap, running disruptively underfoot, or outright banishment, the chair assuages a puppy (and its proprietor's) frustration, and promotes more refined behavior. The chair's six hundred-denier tan/brown nylon fabric cleans without problems. Two tethers at the chair guard your dinner visitors in opposition to any lapses in etiquette. Folds for convenient storage and tour. For pets up to 10 lbs. 10" H x 12" W x nine half of" D. (4 lbs.)

For less than $50 you can continue to pretend that your dog is a child and stay good and distracted while the walls crumble around you.

In a international where millions move with out adequate food or safe water, sources get directed to crap like this. We're doomed.

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