Mixed signals as a child leads to furniture design madness

Here's a cautionary tale. As a tale, it is absolutely made up and bears to resemblance to the lifestyles of furniture designer Maximo Reira, whose creations illustrate this story.

Once upon a time, a young boy was born to a fixed of loving, if harassed, mother and father. The baby's parents determined early on that they were going to be very well new school when it came to parenting style. Their son could be capable of consume what he desired and if he ended up a finicky eater who subsisted on bird nuggets so be it. They decided that once their son had an opinion on any difficulty underneath the solar, he could voice that opinion. They determined that after their little darling committed an anti-social act they would chorus from administering the beatings he so genuinely-earned. No, instead they might banish him to a day out.

So that their son wouldn't feel awful all through these times out, they decided that he could take his time outs on a motive-built bench protected with pleasant animals.

After all, just because he made a horrific choice didn't imply he needed to suffer.

Well, sure enough, their son grew up a finicky eater who interrupted adult conversations and developed an unnatural attachment to furniture shaped like a variety of animals. That he was alone in his attachment never occurred to him because he was raised to believe he was the center of the universe. So, deprived of a degree of self-knowledge and self-restraint necessary to cut it in the world, he started producing these furniture designs.